tastefullyoffensive:

How to tell your overprotective Dad you’re travelling to Hong Kong.[via]

tastefullyoffensive:

How to tell your overprotective Dad you’re travelling to Hong Kong.

[via]

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

(Source: kushnouis, via bennphan)

soratane:

Awkwardly trying to fit in the frame.
Received a Final Fantasy 25th Anniversary T-shirt from rainanddarkness, which he got from attending the Distant Worlds concert. It’s Large so the shirt is pretty much wearing me, but I like it. Thanks for everything. :>

soratane:

Awkwardly trying to fit in the frame.

Received a Final Fantasy 25th Anniversary T-shirt from rainanddarkness, which he got from attending the Distant Worlds concert. It’s Large so the shirt is pretty much wearing me, but I like it. Thanks for everything. :>

(via rakuyo-deactivated20130225)

buzzfeed:

We rounded up the weirdest celebrity photos of 2012 and this photo of Drake and Guy Fieri cooking together is probably the weirdest one.

buzzfeed:

We rounded up the weirdest celebrity photos of 2012 and this photo of Drake and Guy Fieri cooking together is probably the weirdest one.

gamefreaksnz:

B. Mario stage (by LZ Creations)

Available for purchase at the GAAM Charity Show - printed 18x24” on canvas, ready to hang - $100.00 USD
Video game stage mash-up between M. Bison and Mario from Street Fighter II and Super Smash Bros. Characters are property of Capcom and Nintendo. Featuring the mash-up fighters: Danka Kong and B. Mario.

gamefreaksnz:

B. Mario stage (by LZ Creations)

Available for purchase at the GAAM Charity Show - printed 18x24” on canvas, ready to hang - $100.00 USD

Video game stage mash-up between M. Bison and Mario from Street Fighter II and Super Smash Bros. Characters are property of Capcom and Nintendo. Featuring the mash-up fighters: Danka Kong and B. Mario.

dont-count-on-forever:

scarletlily:

madeofpuredestruction:

m4gstaaa:

patronustrip:

ihateh4rtley:

iammgtgtde:

I can’t stop looking at this, holy shit…

This may just be the hottest gif I’ve ever seen, kiss me like this pls.



I’m pretty sure the only reason i reblogged this was because of toothless ^ hahaha

wow

ok

dont-count-on-forever:

scarletlily:

madeofpuredestruction:

m4gstaaa:

patronustrip:

ihateh4rtley:

iammgtgtde:

I can’t stop looking at this, holy shit…

This may just be the hottest gif I’ve ever seen, kiss me like this pls.

I’m pretty sure the only reason i reblogged this was because of toothless ^ hahaha

wow

ok

(Source: tabbybeard, via imonbrandonn)

staypozitive:

Saw this today. Only in California, haha.

staypozitive:

Saw this today. Only in California, haha.

kevintrann:

captaincrissma:


cover the middle and you go faster, cover the outside and you go slower

What the fuck

I did this when my mom was around. She thought that I was weird…

kevintrann:

captaincrissma:

cover the middle and you go faster, cover the outside and you go slower

What the fuck

I did this when my mom was around. She thought that I was weird…

(Source: unexplainedcinema)

abrilliant-idea:

Soon their will be people on the internet that won’t understand this picture. 

abrilliant-idea:

Soon their will be people on the internet that won’t understand this picture. 

(Source: cookthechef, via kevintrann)

lessthantwentyone:

jusst-another-day:

nathanielgregory:

slutandthefalcon:

shibuya-halloween-party-composer:

kankleshackles:

doomsong13:

fandomblogger:

i-am-funny-and-you-are-not:

0nehundred-sleepless-nights:

blainesbedroom:

diamondintherough96:

pudding-is-the-new-fondue:

just-a-cardboard-box:

a-very-not-royal-prince:

sociopathhasthephonebox:

you-cant-stop-the-moriparty:

OHMYGOD. 
Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

…Seriously?
People. Wow. Open your EYES.
Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR
IN
WHITE
PANTS???

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

Why is there garlic in the self above the stove? Just one bulb? Seriously, Barbie?

I think I’m more concerned about the fact that she has that dog wandering around when she has CLEANING CHEMICALS lying around. What the actual fuck, Barbie.

You put the mayonaise with the butter. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? BARBIE, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!

Does NO ONE realize the kind of cereal she has? BARBIE. You have a young daughter, buy some healthier stuff. Perhaps organic. Jesus, Barbie, get your shit together.

OH MY GOD I AM SO DONE WITH YOU BARBIE, you leave KNIVES on the floor even though you have a puppy, do you WANT me to call animal abuse on your ass? because I WILL. Jesus Christ. 

YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKING STUPID. BARBIE THEIR IS A FUCKING DOG BY THE FRIDGE. HE’S GONNA BECOME A BEGGER

lessthantwentyone:

jusst-another-day:

nathanielgregory:

slutandthefalcon:

shibuya-halloween-party-composer:

kankleshackles:

doomsong13:

fandomblogger:

i-am-funny-and-you-are-not:

0nehundred-sleepless-nights:

blainesbedroom:

diamondintherough96:

pudding-is-the-new-fondue:

just-a-cardboard-box:

a-very-not-royal-prince:

sociopathhasthephonebox:

you-cant-stop-the-moriparty:

OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

Why is there garlic in the self above the stove? Just one bulb? Seriously, Barbie?

I think I’m more concerned about the fact that she has that dog wandering around when she has CLEANING CHEMICALS lying around. What the actual fuck, Barbie.

You put the mayonaise with the butter. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? BARBIE, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!

Does NO ONE realize the kind of cereal she has? BARBIE. You have a young daughter, buy some healthier stuff. Perhaps organic. Jesus, Barbie, get your shit together.

OH MY GOD I AM SO DONE WITH YOU BARBIE, you leave KNIVES on the floor even though you have a puppy, do you WANT me to call animal abuse on your ass? because I WILL. Jesus Christ. 

YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKING STUPID. BARBIE THEIR IS A FUCKING DOG BY THE FRIDGE. HE’S GONNA BECOME A BEGGER

(Source: fantasising-about-escape, via kevintrann)